10 dead dirty album covers

Cheers to Class of 1984 for this great collection of sexy/dirty/wrong album covers;

1. Kevin Rowland - My Beauty



eh..........




2. Liars - It Fit When I Was A Kid

filthy beggars....bit of controversy about this Liars EP cover...the official vinyl release was limited to 500 copies but rest assured a special addition is on its way...complete with testicles



3. Millie Jackson - Back To The Shit


with such classic hits like Love Stinks and Muffle That Fart, Millie Jackson was what they called in the 80s as "defecation chic"



4. Lords of Acid - The Crablouse/Pussy




the Belgian Acid House band gets two mentions....less tasteful than Peter Saville? true enough...but with lyrics like "Darling, come here / fuck me up the…" it needed a certain designerly approach



5. The Handsome Beasts - Bestiality


"the original fat bastard" Garry Dalloway gets playful in this classic from the Birmingham heavy metal band....metaphorically dirty.....literally dirty....in fact....just plain wrong



6. Cannibal Corpse - Tomb of The Mutilated


"I Cum Blood", "Addicted to Vaginal Skin and "Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt" are just a few of the timeless songs found on this family favourite...put a smile on your partner or friends face this holiday season with Cannibal Corpse



7. Richard and Willie - Funky, Honky, Nasty, Nigger


when ventriloquism went mainstream



8. Pat Boone - In A Metal Mood


in 1997 Pat "take a knife and put it in your eye" Boone released a collection of heavy metal covers....he appeared at the American Music Awards in black leather, shocking audiences and losing his respectability among his largest constituency: conservative Christian....he has to date sold over 45 million albums...38 top-40 hits....starred in over 12 Hollywood movies.....and does product endorsement for General Motors...now if you dont feel dirty after having read that then you are a serial killer who likes to hang the skins of dead children in your attic...ye sicko




9. Pooh-Man - Funky As I Wanna Be


they gave him complete artistic freedom.........he came back with this.........they were disappointed




10. NOFX - Heavy Petting Zoo




"Heavy Petting Zoo" is the 6th full lenght album to be released by the american punk rock band NOFX....the LP format of the same album is called "Eating Lamb", and features different cover art....comparatively worse...but then...isnt everything






* Honourable Mention

Smell The Glove - Spinal Tap



well....the original at least